What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

Dr No

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is a partner in crime?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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